Daniel Craig, who performed James Bond in 5 movies, on the Germany premiere of Spectre in 2015. (Michael Sohn/AP)
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Maybe it was inevitable. James Bond goes to work for Amazon.
This week it was introduced that after 25 movies, from Dr. No in 1962, with Sean Connery as the primary to painting Ian Fleming’s Bond, to No Time to Die in 2021 starring Daniel Craig, Amazon MGM Studios will take artistic management of the James Bond franchise.
“We’re honoured to proceed this treasured heritage,” Mike Hopkins, head of the studios, mentioned in a press release that features the Anglo “u” in honoured, “and look ahead to ushering within the subsequent section of the legendary 007 for audiences world wide.”
Amazon, in fact, owns greater than 100 firms, together with Entire Meals, Zappos, Twitch, and Woot!
The corporate can also be, we should disclose, amongst NPR’s monetary supporters, although we cowl them like we do every other enterprise.
Some voices within the leisure business expressed concern that Amazon would possibly change the Bond franchise, maybe by switching codecs from motion pictures to streaming collection. However I feel Amazon stewardship would possibly supply artistic prospects for refined promotion.
Below Amazon, 007 would not need to be a license to kill, however a reduction code. Simply enter your three-digits right here!
The following time you see Bond, James Bond, drift from a aircraft beneath the billows of a Union Jack parachute, he could also be delivering cat meals, dental floss, and an eight-pack of tube socks to an Amazon buyer.
An Aston-Martin whizzing over twisting roads within the French Alps may be 007 bringing a pet hair curler and a squeaky duck toy to a Prime member. With free transport!
And why ought to James Bond danger his life by leaping from the Eiffel Tower, or bungee leaping down a Swiss dam?
Today, Amazon can uncover nearly any intimate element about an evil genius by way of algorithms gleaned from their searches for a bathe caddy, gentle remedy lamp, and truffle salt. In a single day supply if ordered by 4 pm right now!
Jeff Bezos, Amazon’s founder and government chairman, additionally owns The Washington Submit. Maybe the following James Bond might be expert within the martial arts and marksmanship, heli snowboarding, deep sea diving, and martinis shaken, not stirred, who’s posing as a daring and trendy…information reporter.
However who would ever imagine that?